Your best wasted story

[five4suited]

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This is what I was told, I can not verify its authenticity. He told it in some detail, so I probably believe him. How do you make something like that up?

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[The X-Factor]

Well it was my 20th birthday and I lived in my fraternity house. One of my brothers who lived there had bought us some Tequila. We were taking double shots of this and chasing it with beer. We had finished the bottle within a couple of hours. As you can imagine we are both pretty smashed and I am starting to wonder around looking for something to piss on so I decided a good place to take a leak would be on the fiji house. So I start to wonder my drunk ass down the road and then one of my brothers stopped me from doing it. I was really mad. Then they attemped to lock me in my room which did not work. I snuck out and made my way through the campus.

At this point I decided a good place to stop would be our UC. I go in and think for a minute and check my mail there for whatever reason. I go to come back up and all of the doors are locked so I think I am screwed. Finally I fond one of those doors where it just has a thing that comes in the middle of the door and make a drunken stumber to bust through the door which I did and managed to fall and scrape myself up pretty good.

After that I made my way over to the girls dorms and there I ran into a good lady friend of mine at the time. She knew I was smashed and that I was trying to hit on her ect so she kinda took advantage of me back in her room by giving me a [censored] and driving me back to my fraternity house where I passed out and boy did I pay for it the next day...

[CappyAA]

Not one night, but this was my trip report from Las Vegas in March this year...I think I was wasted for 5 straight days:

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