favorite Seinfeld line

[MandM_WSU]

George: Lupus, is it lupus?

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Jerry: He's a bubble boy
Susan: He lives in a bubble?
George: boy

[Chanaz8]

Wow, 14 pages, I thought my favorite would have been taken by now.


Elaine: You know, just admitting that another man is good looking doesn't make you a homosexual.

Geroge: It doesn't help.

[PayTheSnucka]

It is hard to believe that there is still much to contribute to this thread! Feel free to correct inaccuacies!

Pipe down chorus boy!!
Master of the house.....

Jerry: Are you sure we don't want to do the voice anymore? Darren?
Darren: Sorry Mr. Seinfeld

Kramer, you see - you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being and sometimes feel uncomfortable when I'm around other human beings.

CARTWRIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Kramer: Dont you see? Jerry IS O' Brien!!!

Insane? You wanna know what's insane? The price I can get you on a computer!

Jerry: What kind of perfume is that?
Girlfriend: I'm not telling
Jerry's brain: That's *real* normal.

Jackie Childs: Your face...is my case!

Puddy, finding out he is going to hell - "This is BOGUS!"

ITS ALL PIPES!!!

Elaine to Keith Hernandez: "I'd make sure I take a look at the 3rd base coach - I don't think he is waving you home"

Kramer to George's girlfriend after the nose job: "You got butchered"

Favorite Scene ever: when Jerry thinks his accountant is a coke head and sends Kramer into a bar to find out. Kramer kicks the bathroom stall door in on him when he is taking a dump and takes a Polaroid!! Priceless!!

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Favorite Scene ever: when Jerry thinks his accountant is a coke head and sends Kramer into a bar to find out. Kramer kicks the bathroom stall door in on him when he is taking a dump and takes a Polaroid!! Priceless!!

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*In the bar. Barry is drinking by the counter. Kramer enters.*

Kramer: I'll have a brewsky , Charlie.

Bartender: Name's Mitch.

Kramer: Oh, there's nothing like a cold one after a long day, eh?

Barry: Yeah.

Kramer: Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.

*Waiter opens the counter which hits Kramer on the head*

Kramer: Cigarette?

Barry: No, I never touch them.

Kramer: I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well here's to feeling good all the time.

*Kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette at the same time*

*Barry sniffs*

Kramer: Looks like you've got yourself a little cold there, eh?

Barry: I don't think so.

Kramer: Me neither.

*Kramer puts the cigarette wrong way to his mouth*

*Back in the bar.*

Kramer: South America?

Barry: Yeah, yeah.

Kramer: That's importuning(?) continent.

Barry: They are expanding their economic base.

Kramer: Tell me about it.

Barry: Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

Kramer: I'm hip.

Barry: Hip to the what?

Kramer: To the whole scene. *sniff*

Barry: What scene?

Kramer: The bathroom scene. *sniff, sniff*

Barry: Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm sitting over there.

[Fly]

Zoo Official: He's even suspended his auto-erotic activities.

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Zoo Official: Mr. Kramer, he's just an innocent primate.

Kramer: So am I!

[posnera]

From The Contest:

ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.

GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..

ELAINE: Why?

JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..

ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?

JERRY: Because you're a woman!

ELAINE: So what?

JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.

ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.

JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.

ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.

KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday.