Your best wasted story

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I vaguely remember karate kicking and judo chopping street signs and bringing them home on my trips home from the bar before. Also, parking cones, patio furniture, and shot glasses/pitchers.

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You must have one hell of a judo chop to be able to take down a street sign.

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The street signs were loose in the ground from rain and I had already loosened it up by repeatedly karate kicking it. The judo chop was just for dramatic effect to impress the ladies.