He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)

[mmmmmbrother]

for my birthday this year variance gave me a 200bb downswing over 1000 hands.

im looking forward to christmas

[Eeegah]

And here is why we always call one bet on the river with decent hands: even Heroes sometimes misclick.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.25.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, Button calls.

River: (9.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero screams "CRAP,"</font> UTG+1 folds, Button folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

[benneh]

i thought this was a funny hand for villain to push vs me in this $10 NL sit n go.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) converter

CO (t800)
Button (t785)
SB (t915)
BB (t715)
UTG (t800)
Hero (t785)
UTG+2 (t800)
MP1 (t800)
MP2 (t800)
MP3 (t800)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t15, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls t15, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t57.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t30</font>, MP2 folds, SB calls t30, BB folds.

Turn: (t117.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t60</font>, SB calls t60.

River: (t237.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB bets [100].
Hero raises [350].
SB is all-In [710]
Hero is all-In [330]

Final Pot: t1600

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Js 6s (full house, sixes full of kings).
Hero has 5c Kc (full house, kings full of sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins t237.50. </font>

[SavageMiser]

OK, UTG's jack was paired, but close enough for government work.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (17.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 23.75 BB

Results:
UTG has Jd 6c (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Jc Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Button has 2h 2c (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 23.75 BB.

[Aaron W.]

I'm don't have a problem with FPS anymore. Now my problem is SPS (Stupid Play Syndrome). Yes, that's me not check-raising the flop (with EVERYBODY trapped already for one bet) or the turn, then donkbetting the river. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] &lt;sigh&gt;

Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

[@bsolute_luck]

i hate getting 3 of a kind [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] -all within 100 hands or so. same session, same table, same dumb luck!

Hand #1
Hero BB with TT
Preflop: folded to CO, <font color="red">CO raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, SB calls

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets, SB raises</font>, Hero calls

Villain shows AJo for runner runner gutshot.

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Hand #2
Hero AGAIN BB with TT
folded to SB, SB checks, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, SB calls

River: Q of AARRRG [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="red">King suckout bets, Hero raises, Villain 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Villain smiles with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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and yet again...sort of..

Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
folded to UTG+2, UTG+2 limps, 2 folds, MP3 calls, folded to Hero, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, UTG+2 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, MP3 calls

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, MP3 calls

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, MP3 3-bets</font>, HERO FOLDS, UTG+2 calls

UTG+2 shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
MP3 shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

[Rev. Good Will]

Paradise Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

only 17 hands on villian, but he has played a nice 58% of his hands, so def loose. we had a previous tango in one hand where I limped in the CO with KTo, 5 or so limpers already, I flopped trip T's, bet, everyone but villian folded, turned quads, and when an A fell on the river, villian bet/capped with his A4s (os from board) so I took villian as the type to overplay his hands.

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.25.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO (poster) calls, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (12.40 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, CO calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

with reads, and since only 2 EP raising PF hands have J's (JJ/AJs), thought my raise was good... I found out maybe not

Turn: (12.20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: (20.20 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG+1 calls.

In retrospect, these last 2 streets were overplayed on my part.

Final Pot: 28.20 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 4s 4h (full house, fours full of tens).
Hero has Td Kd (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 28.20 BB. </font>

not the hand I was exepecting... I think villan's flop pattern mapper is much better than the $20 piece of [censored] I bought.

[UATrewqaz]

My sets are getting torn to shreds lately....

I've had 3 set over set flops/boards and been rivered by flushes twice and ran into freaking quads once, those hands alone have cost me like 50BB... that's of my own roll, I don't even wanna think about losing all those mega pots or I'll be sad.

[nomadtla]

You think this thread has no content take a look at this one I found and am pissed that I wasted over an hour to read through the 500+ responses proof that the Poker Thoery forum is filled with more insane people than the micros

I do not represent this thread in any way so I posted it here if you're bored and need some good laughs.
If you're the kinda guy who likes to touch a wall with a sign on it saying "wet paint" then follow the link

[Octopus]

My favorite all time time, "He call me with ..." hand is this one. Villain is 48/20. I make an ill advised bluff on the river (forgive me, I had been planning to bet any card and clicked before I realized that a 6 was not exactly "any card".)

Hero has 55 in the SB. UTG open-raises, two cold callers, Hero calls, BB folds. 4 to the flop for 9 SB.

Flop is AA3, two suits. Hero checks and UTG bets, all fold to Hero who calls. Two to the turn for 6.5 BB.

Turn is 6 making two possible flush draws. It goes Check-call. Two to the river for 8.5 BB.

River is another 6-no flush. Hero bets and is called. Villain's hand is not revealed, but he had either 4 high or was playing the board.