favorite Seinfeld line

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from kenny roasters episode
Kramer: Is that hickory?
Newman: It's the wood that makes it good.

same ep:
Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.


Jerry: I tell you, this speed dial is like a relationship barometer!
George: What is a barometer anyway?
Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer.


At vet with Smuckers
Kramer: It especially hurts when he drinks orange juice. I mean.. dog food... juice.