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Old 04-11-2006, 12:26 AM
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I need a joke where the puch line is "They both have too many bowties"

The line has to start, "What do (insert your answer here) and a discoid meniscus have in common."

The answer is they both have too many bowties.

So, I need something that has too many bowties, be creative but keep it PG-13 please.

I need this by 6:20 am.

For those that care a discoid meniscus in the knee is often recognized on MRI because it has too many bowties.

Thank you, X
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:33 AM
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:41 AM
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what does a francophone bangkok modeling academy . . .

(beaux thais)
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:43 AM
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How much are you getting for telling the joke?
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:46 AM
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I need a joke where the puch line is "They both have too many bowties"

The line has to start, "What do (insert your answer here) and a discoid meniscus have in common."

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Pee Wee Herman!!!!!!!!!

What do Pee Wee Herman and a discoid meniscus have in common? They both have too many bowties.

I so win.
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:47 AM
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Catholic schoolboys.
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:50 AM
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How much are you getting for telling the joke?

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nothing, it is part of a talk to a bunch of orthopedic surgeons. Unfortunately I am not getting paid for the talk or the joke.

X
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:50 AM
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The Chippendales

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Old 04-11-2006, 12:53 AM
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The other option for a joke could be...

What do you get when you mix Bond, Pee Wee, Abe Lincoln.

Answer is a discoid Meniscus (3 bowties or more is the rule)

I have thought of all the famous people with bowties, now I was just hoping one of you bright young minds could come with something even more creative.

X
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:56 AM
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"What does giftwrap and a discoid meniscus have in common."

ok thats corny ill keep thinking
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