Things to get on TV in WSOP ME

[smittymatt]

If you qualified for/bought into the Main Event of the WSOP, what sort of crazy things could you come up with to get on TV? My friends and I always joke around about this, and we have come up with ideas from super-slowrolling the nuts against Helmuth to getting a Mcdonald's sponsorship and wearing happy meal paper bags on our heads (with holes cut out for the eyes of course). I know you all could come up with much better, so share your thoughts, whether they be utterly hilarious or downright mean [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]