Problem with your book

[Quicksilvre]

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Master is correct. I am a roulette wheel maker, an artisan if you will, and to ensure the integrity of the device we test spin each and every hand-crafted wheel we make. If it lands on either red or black five times in a row, we have a large kung fu master on hand who karate chops the wheel into smithereens.

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I was wondering what was so funny...until I read this.