The "Halloween is ridiculous thread"

[Misfire]

If you don't participate in Thanksgiving, your family talks about you behind your back. Christmas? They get mad for not getting a present of equal or greater value than they gave you. Valentine's? You get to take a guilt trip. St. Patrick's Day? You get pinched. Halloween? Nada. Just turn your porch light off and have a normal evening. The only holiday with lower expectations is New Year's.