Line cutting scenario (long + polls + MSPaint)

[El Diablo]

Dibs: No, that had nothing to do with it. In situations like this I am perceived as a white dude.

NT: That is no question the right answer, waiting behind him then ratting on him right near the front.

LFS: The line had ample opportunity to speak up, at least 3 or 4 minutes. Alas, unlike the 60+% of badasses in this poll, they were pussies and just let me go back and forth with this douche until I finally yielded to his offer.

Yugo: She was fat. Otherwise I wouldn't have even noticed the dude cutting since she would have been blowing me right there in line.

Noah: One time in Atlanta, a guy (family man type) bumped (at about 2 miles per hour) the guy in front of him. Young black dude (YES RACIST BAN BAN BAN BUT YOU ALL KNOW WHICH BLACK DUDE I'M TALKING ABOUT) gets out of the car with a baseball bat and starts pounding the hood of the car that tapped them. The light changes, he walks back to the Escalade and they drive away.

Alobar: "So if he doesnt care about everyone thinking hes an assbag" Exactly. I loudly called him out three times and he just ignored everything/everyone.