Small things to make the world better

[Dale Dough]

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Don't berate the fish.

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Don't shortstack.

DON'T [censored] SLOWROLL. If you are a fish, it still sucks but it's fine, you paid for it. But if you're a pro you're just being an ass on purpose. Raaaahhh. I'm real excited for you that your second pair with a [censored] kicker turned into quads on the river and now you've won a bigass pot. Next time, at least have the goddamn courtesy to show the other card first. If you absolutely must see my hand, freakin ask, don't pretend you were bluffing to make me show. Besides, it's not like it's a big mystery with that board. On the off chance that you're reading this, you know who you are. Bitch.