jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[aditya]

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In 8th grade everyone is just sitting at their desks doing work when one of the girls says "What stinks?" Without even thinking I blurt out, "Close your legs." I look up and everyone is staring at me wide-eyed. After staring back at them for about 3 seconds I put my head down and go back to work.

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This exact thing happened in the 7th grade with me but with just a group of friends. Obv everyone was laughing but me and the girl. I didn't get the joke and the girl was really embarrassed.