Dumb people you've slept with?

[jjshabado]

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There was a woman I was dating once who had no concept of how the phases of the moon work. At some point for some reason I don't remember, the subject of the moon came up, and she asked me "Doesn't it ever happen that the moon is full one night and not there the next night?".

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That's not as bad as a girl I knew who said, "Isn't it cool how the sun turns into the moon at night?"

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Thats gold. And that would be [censored] cool if it were true.