All Time Coolest Foreign Character on American TV: nominations (NSFW?)

[Hamish McBagpipe]

1.) Herve Villichaize - Tattoo - Fantasy Island. Foreign AND a midget. Didn't want to drive the mini-car. Held out for more money, replaced by Mr. Belvedere, hung himself. Poor little guy.

2.) Gargamel - vaguely slavic/central european cartoon villain.

3.) Oscar Goldman - The Six Million Dollar Man - clearly Jewish. (I keed, I keed)