1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

[Warteen]

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Should I hire a personal assistant? I imagine I could put him to work doing stuff like creating a match.com profile for me or sending "inside?"s on myspace. What level of ballerness should someone be at in order to have a personal assistant? Can you think of other stuff that goofyballer's personal assitant should do? Stanford is like 5 mins away so I'm sure there are plenty of broke-ass college kids around.

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If you are playing $10/$20 or higher, you can definitely afford it. If you are tired of doing your own chores and are wondering how you could possibly be more balla, you have the right mindset.