A question for those who love sitting next to fatties on planes...

[Los Feliz Slim]

MEMO

FROM: LOS FELIZ SLIM

TO: UNIVERSE

RE: AIR TRAVEL

Please be advised that traveling via air sucks. If you're headed to the airport, please prepare yourself for an unpleasant experience. Your time in the airport and on the plane, etc, is going to bring you into contact with all manner of undesirable people and situations. Unfortunately, if you wish to travel long distances in a relatively short amount of time, this is the only option currently available. As such, please emotionally prepare yourself for this experience prior to arrival at the airport. Just chill the [censored] out and don't sweat it and we'll all be better off.

Xanax helps.