EM2 IS IN JAIL RIGHT NOW

[Benedict]

Umm.... if the cops were not legally able to bust the door down, wouldn't the "Hide-in-the-closet" strategy be fool-proof?

One would assume they arrived at the door on foot of a complaint as to possible illegal activity, made their presence known, were ignored, probably gave warning, and with still no answer forthcoming proceeded to enter the premises in the only way available to them.

By not answering the door you removed any doubt in their mind that some illicit activity was taking place.

Time to invest in No Limit Social Life: Theory and Practice.