Resume I recieved today

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I received a resume from a person looking for a job today. Here is what it said for his most recent job (this is not a joke):

Experience:

Poker Professional – LG Poker, LLC – Marlboro, NJ Jan. 2006 – Present
In this role the Poker Professional enters tournaments both on-line and live in an attempt to successfully defeat all other competitors.
• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006
• Competed in World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, NV in June 2006
• Won 16 tournaments since January 2006
• Invited to international competitions in five countries.


The applicants initials are LG. He graduated college in 2005 and had a full time job until he joined LG Poker LLC in 2006.

Brag: none
Beat: This guy has been invited to five countries to compete internationally, I have only been to Mexico, USA and Canada. None of these visits were for international competitions.
Variance: The life an MTT professional and his limited liability company.