Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

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Enormously fat women - i.e. 280 pounds plus - who wear sleeveless tops DESPITE NOT REALISING THEIR FAT ARMS ARE DISGUSTING.

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if this is serious, i think it's just mean and a little sad.

i think these typically mean "awesome and near godly" to me:
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4. drivers that straddle two merging lanes to not let people behind them pass.
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