Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[prohornblower]

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um.... not to insult any poker players on here...
but the classic look to me that says "trash" is:

baseball hat, goatee, sunglasses, T-shirt, pick-up truck.

bonus points added for:

a.) obvious days/months of not shaving rest of face, or decent haircut.
b.) red or black truck
c.) age of truck - older, more bonus points

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Where do you live? Manhattan?

What you've described doesn't sound very trashy IMO. Get away from the coast, and into the hills if you really want to see trash. You've basically just described a "good ol' boy", that's all.