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| If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that |
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24 | 48.98% |
| or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) |
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25 | 51.02% |
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SOOOO AWESOME. Thought we were still playing razz, decided to give up, made a full house, and we were actually playing stud.
SHIPPP!!! PokerStars Game #12044256824: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level IX (600/1200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:10:23 (ET) Table '61018386 6' 8-max Seat 1: Lo-Tan (1976 in chips) Seat 2: Snoman13 (3406 in chips) Seat 3: Fleecey (7147 in chips) Seat 4: Y0da. (6348 in chips) Seat 5: ZOMGdonk (15270 in chips) Seat 6: cnew27 (4100 in chips) Seat 7: bonoedge (5341 in chips) Seat 8: Quicksilvre (9769 in chips) ZOMGdonk: posts the ante 60 cnew27: posts the ante 60 bonoedge: posts the ante 60 Quicksilvre: posts the ante 60 Lo-Tan: posts the ante 60 Snoman13: posts the ante 60 Fleecey: posts the ante 60 Y0da.: posts the ante 60 *** 3rd STREET *** Dealt to Lo-Tan [4h] Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac] Dealt to Fleecey [Td] Dealt to Y0da. [Tc] Dealt to ZOMGdonk [Jc] Dealt to cnew27 [2d] Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h] Dealt to Quicksilvre [5s] cnew27: brings in for 300 bonoedge: raises 300 to 600 Quicksilvre: calls 600 Lo-Tan: folds Snoman13: raises 600 to 1200 Fleecey: folds Y0da.: folds ZOMGdonk: folds cnew27: folds bonoedge: raises 600 to 1800 Quicksilvre: folds Snoman13: raises 600 to 2400 Betting is capped bonoedge: calls 600 *** 4th STREET *** Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac] [6c] Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h] [9d] Snoman13: bets 600 bonoedge: calls 600 *** 5th STREET *** Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac 6c] [4c] Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d] [9h] bonoedge: checks Snoman13: bets 346 and is all-in bonoedge: calls 346 *** 6th STREET *** Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac 6c 4c] [8d] Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h] [As] *** RIVER *** Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As] [2h] *** SHOW DOWN *** bonoedge: shows [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As 2h] (a full house, Nines full of Aces) Snoman13: shows [Ks Qh Ac 6c 4c 8d Ad] (a pair of Aces) bonoedge collected 8072 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 8072 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Lo-Tan folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 2: Snoman13 showed [Ks Qh Ac 6c 4c 8d Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 3: Fleecey folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 4: Y0da. folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 5: ZOMGdonk folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 6: cnew27 folded on the 3rd Street Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As 2h] and won (8072) with a full house, Nines full of Aces Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded on the 3rd Street Also, [censored] the NL tourney. So rigged PokerStars Game #12044290415: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:12:15 (ET) Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (15912 in chips) Seat 2: WorkPlease (1835 in chips) Seat 3: atlwindsurf (1495 in chips) Seat 4: Topshelf21 (1100 in chips) Seat 5: bonoedge (935 in chips) Seat 6: on_thg (3830 in chips) Seat 7: EscobarsHero (2955 in chips) Seat 8: jack492505 (745 in chips) is sitting out Seat 9: IcarusJam (3700 in chips) jack492505: posts small blind 50 IcarusJam: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bonoedge [4s 4h] Thalaivar: folds WorkPlease: folds atlwindsurf: folds Topshelf21: folds bonoedge: raises 300 to 400 on_thg: folds EscobarsHero: calls 400 jack492505: folds IcarusJam: folds *** FLOP *** [Ad 2d 4c] bonoedge: bets 535 and is all-in EscobarsHero: calls 535 *** TURN *** [Ad 2d 4c] [7h] EscobarsHero said, "lol" bonoedge said, "dammiut\" *** RIVER *** [Ad 2d 4c 7h] [Ks] *** SHOW DOWN *** bonoedge: shows [4s 4h] (three of a kind, Fours) EscobarsHero: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces) EscobarsHero collected 2020 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2020 | Rake 0 Board [Ad 2d 4c 7h Ks] Seat 1: Thalaivar folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: WorkPlease folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: atlwindsurf folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Topshelf21 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: bonoedge showed [4s 4h] and lost with three of a kind, Fours Seat 6: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: EscobarsHero (button) showed [As Ah] and won (2020) with three of a kind, Aces Seat 8: jack492505 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: IcarusJam (big blind) folded before Flop |
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