How long could YOU hold out?

[blutarski]

Look deep in your soul, bbv, and answer this question:

Assuming you're on a desert island with no hope of rescue, how long could you keep from splittin' and cold hittin this:
















Be honest, now.

I'd like to think I'd hold out until I'd made her lose weight by collecting food for me, building my shelter, etc., but I'd probably only make it a month.