Why Get a Tatoo?

[BigPoppa]

I'm a grumpy old man with a tattoo.
Got it years ago to remember a friend who died, don't regret it one bit.
Have had it long enough that my grown son probably can't remember me not having it.

Maybe I'm a sexist, but I think that having a grandpa with tattoos wouldn't be so bad but a grandma with visible tattoos is just freaky.