Republican Senator pleads guilty to lewd conduct in a men's room

[Felix_Nietzsche]

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I heard it reported that he said he touched the guy's foot because he has a "wide stance" in the bathroom. Naturally, I assumed he was at a urinal. I never heard of a wide stance for #2. I usually sit myself

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To keep you pants from touching that nasty floor.....a wider stance will keep your pants from touching the floor.