i honestly laughed

[hasugopher]

PokerStars Game #11776457922: Hold'em Pot Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/30 - 14:52:16 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: advcomm ($384 in chips)
Seat 2: grabbit1984 ($161 in chips)
Seat 3: zero Kelvin ($335.20 in chips)
Seat 4: microfish4 ($54 in chips)
Seat 5: denton06 ($174 in chips)
Seat 6: Keith Olands ($248.55 in chips)
Seat 7: softas ($306.35 in chips)
Seat 8: Lukieplaya ($599.95 in chips)
Seat 9: tablady ($80 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
tablady: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [7d 7c]
zero Kelvin said, "KK will have to see another day"
advcomm: calls $4
grabbit1984: folds
zero Kelvin: calls $4
microfish4: folds
denton06: folds
Keith Olands: folds
Keith Olands said, "deuces"
Keith Olands said, "had to push"
softas: raises $8 to $12
zero Kelvin said, "just as well"
Keith Olands said, "or fold"
zero Kelvin said, "gj"
Keith Olands said, "but what fun would that be"
zero Kelvin said, ""
Lukieplaya: calls $10
Keith Olands said, "tnx"
tablady: calls $8
advcomm: folds
zero Kelvin: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s Qh]
Lukieplaya: bets $34
tablady: folds
zero Kelvin: folds
softas: calls $34
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s Qh] [7h]
Lukieplaya: bets $72
softas: calls $72
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s Qh 7h] [Jh]
Lukieplaya: bets $200
softas: calls $188.35 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [7d 7c] (four of a kind, Sevens)
softas: shows [Ah Th] (a Royal Flush)
softas collected $637.70 from pot

proof that stars is rigged ^^