what's your excuse for being single?

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Because girls are the devil.

The are flaky, insane, moody, scandalous, and weird.

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but they have an internal temperature of 98.6 degrees and secrete a fluid like substance from their vagina that allows for repeated thrusting of my penis.

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I thrust them, but I don't trust them.

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niiiiiice, I've never heard that before, did you come up with it? I'm soo going to use that.