American Gladiators are back!

[Brian]

"This happened just a few weeks ago. All these articles in the paper. "Is Gladiators too violent? And what are we doing watching it? Is it really good for us to watch? Is it too violent?" NO! F*ck it! Give these guys chain saws! Let them f*ck each other up good. It's not violent enough. Let these f*ckin' morons kill each other in that God Damn pit! Give them chain saws an... I want to see a f*ckin railway spike go through their eyeballs. How about this? Give everyone in the audience a pistol. "There you f*ckers, bchh bchh, See who comes out alive, bchh." You know, I'm tired of this false f*ckin sanctimonious morality about life. "Ain't life keen, haha. Let's pat ourselves on the back." F*ck you! They want to kill each other, I'm filming it. You know."

Making two Bill Hicks posts in 1 hour is gonna make me look like a huge, lame fanboi, but f*ck it, both were just too relevant. This bit makes me lose it everytime I hear it.