Pet Peeves during live MTTs

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How about those idiots that bet the river, get called, and then refuse to show their hand? And the conservation that always follows:

"Whaddaya got?" "What do YOU got?"

"I have one pair." "Me too."

"How good a pair?" "Good pair."

"King? I have a king." "Oh, me too."

"How good's your kicker?" "I have a good kicker."

"Can you beat Jack kicker?" "Maybe, can you?"

*Slit my wrists*