The Mike Vick case... am I a life nit?

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Seems America cares more about dogs than female humans

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A dog will stop chewing his bone and run across the room to give you head the second you drop your pants. How many female humans do you know that do that?

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I would never get serious with a girl who wouldn't give me head anytime I wanted it.

I'm sorry that you have had to resort to animals for this purpose.