favorite Seinfeld line

[daryn]

George approaches Jerry at the bar of a nightclub, carrying a cane.

George: Hey hey hey, check me out, huh?

Jerry: No more crutches, that must be a relief.

George: Yeah, with crutches everyone has questions.

Jerry: Not with a cane?

George: Nah, with crutches it's a funny story, with a cane it's a sad story. You through with those?

George uses the cane handle to drag a bowl of pretzels over from the other end of the bar.

Jerry: That IS a sad story.