favorite Seinfeld line

[Budget Boy]

KRAMER: "Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptation, but what tempts you? You're a portly fellow aren't you? a little long in the waistband. Is it the salty snacks you crave? oh no, yours is a sweet tooth."


David Puddy: "I don't know to many monkeys that could take apart a carborator"


Frank Costanza: "Your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!"