BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...

[El_Hombre_Grande]

1. The bad news is you are being dumped. No woman wants to see her possible future husband with junk in his mouth. You have probably already made her sick to her stomach by considering the offer. I suspect her and her friends are planning on taping this and putting it on the internets. her end of the bargain is really nothing -- a little titty rubbing and kissing among girls. The fact that you don't see this diffence between this and junk in your mouth is quite perplexing.

2. The good news is that you are gay and will thoroughly enjoy junk in your mouth. And this plan will get rid of the conniving, junkless bitch as well. Alls well that ends well!