Dear Bison: March 2006

[Milo]

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Step #1 will be to get your boys tested. You might as well go ahead and do that now. Simple process, I need not elaborate.

From what I understand, they like to have the sample on the first exam, so before you do anything, masturbate into a paper bag.

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You'll need to go into the lab and do the deed there. I've been meaning to post on the difference between HMO and regular health insurance, vis a vis this very topic. Perhaps I'll do so tonight.