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[captainwacky]

i'm laughing so hard right now... i dunno why this hand happened, but it made my day.

PokerStars Game #11274964375: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/02 - 17:53:38 (ET)
Table 'Cosette II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Canali ($49 in chips)
Seat 2: tops10 ($627.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Dionysos3 ($462.70 in chips)
Seat 4: calleh1 ($404 in chips)
Seat 5: Poly_Baller ($400 in chips)
tops10: posts small blind $2
Dionysos3: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Poly_Baller [Jd Tc]
calleh1: calls $4
Poly_Baller: raises $16 to $20
Canali: folds
tops10: folds
Dionysos3: folds
calleh1: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kh Th]
calleh1: bets $12
Poly_Baller: raises $32 to $44
calleh1: raises $32 to $76
Poly_Baller: raises $88 to $164
calleh1: calls $88
*** TURN *** [Ah Kh Th] [Qs]
calleh1: bets $220 and is all-in
Poly_Baller: calls $216 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kh Th Qs] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
calleh1: shows [Kc Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Poly_Baller: shows [Jd Tc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Poly_Baller collected $804 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806 | Rake $2
Board [Ah Kh Th Qs 2c]
Seat 1: Canali (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tops10 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Dionysos3 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: calleh1 showed [Kc Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: Poly_Baller showed [Jd Tc] and won ($804) with a straight, Ten to Ace