Vegas trip with Bill-continued

[wildpike]

Tuesday Morning

I get to the room shortly after 5 in the morning and laugh myself to sleep after about 1/2 an hour. The water bottle incident in the bathroom of a Vegas casino at 5am is truly one of the most surreal moments in my life. Korean dude threw like Nolan Ryan and the conversation afterwards was truly flawless. I thought I was making more out of it than it was but everyone I tell thinks it's hilarious.

8am-Door opens

Bill- Dude, I'm an idiot
Me- I know, go to sleep
Bill- No, seriously. I'm a total f'ing moron.
Me- Seriously, I know. Let me go to sleep.
Bill- Let me tell you what happened. (Damnit Bill, its hard enough to sleep in Vegas, much less with light coming in the windows, maids in the hall and you telling me what I already know)
Me- Ok, what did you do.
Bill- I took the $100 you gave me and doubled it playing limit. Then I went over to 1-2 NL.
Me- So you lost it there?
Bill- No, I doubled it again and was up to $400. (Now I'm actually listening) Then I went and played Blackjack.
Me- You [censored].
Bill- I know. I lost it all in like 3 minutes. It was 8 hands.
Me- You played poker all day, grinded it out, got all your money back in a game you can beat and gave it back playing $50 a hand in BJ? You idiot. Now I cant even have it.
Bill- What do you mean?
Me- You took it out of the poker community. Thats $400 that can never be won in poker by anyone and now the Flamingo has it. Why would you lose it all in 8 hands? Why not just play like 10 a hand?
Bill- It was actually 6 hands. 50, 50, 50, 50, 100, 100.
Me- You're a [censored]. Go to sleep
Bill- Can I borrow $300?
Me- If you shut up, I'll leave it on the desk when I wake up.

11am-I wake up and my stomach is just blasted from the alcohol. I know I should eat but can't and I can't sleep or focus either. Leave 300 for Bill on the desk. Time for my yearly Craps session.

Casino Royale baby!!! The hidden gem on the strip for cheap craps play. I walk in and immediately get the dice at a full table. I bet weak at craps since I usually have no luck and personally suck rolling the dice. I bet $3 on pass line and roll a 10. A whopping $5 to back this up and off we go. A couple of numbers later, here is my 10 again. Ship It. 2-7's before starting another point. A couple numbers hit and I hit my point again. Hot Shooter!! Now, there all kinds of bets being placed. $24 on the 6 and 8. Max odds on the point. The geriatric crew is on at the Casino Royale however and getting to roll the dice once every 2 1/2 minutes is average. I'm 33 and I bet I'm less than half the age of the youngest dealer at the table. Except the pit boss. He looks about 17-go figure. Like a clown I never up my bet even though everyone else does. I order a bottle of water and when the waitress comes back I tip my usual buck. She grabs my ass!! If I wasn't married, she wasn't taller than me (6'0") possibly larger than me (200 lbs), not wearing a huge knee-brace and remotely attractive she might have a shot. However she stands no chance today and it's back to the dice. This is not the last time I will be hit on by a casino employee today (details later). I roll the dice 30-35 times total and hit 4 points. However, I never upped my bets and win only like $85. The table win has to be in the thousands. I feel like a dope but the way I'm running in poker, $85 seems pretty good. I give $15 back in tips and on the next guy that obviously does not know how to roll as good as I and leave $70 ahead. I play BJ switch for a few hands and get up when the dealer forgets to deal the guy on 3rd base with money in play and then forgets to ask the rest of us if we want to hit our hands. No one beats the dealer service at the Royale. A quick lunch at Chipotle-cheap and easy on the strip, try to take a nap and off to the Wynn for poker and waitress watching.

I will post the Tuesday evening part at the latest tomorrow morning. Just so everyone knows-I don't have this written out yet and it takes some time. I will put them up as soon as I'm done with them.

Preview-Fried Twinkies and Oreos, Bill is struck, hookers and much more.