beat: angle shot by crafty, old and fat Friendly's employee

[mbillie1]

So this fat, obnoxious, fairly old and altogether far too chatty (in an obnoxious, fat, old way, also bitchy) comes into the store today. She does this a lot. Sometimes to complain, sometimes to intrude into yet another place in the world where she is not wanted. Today she came in with these little coupon books, which she said were 5 coupons for a free kid's meal each. She wanted $5 for the book of them (I assume Friendly's does this as a sort of gesture of friendliness [You see what I did there] to the other people who work in the mall) and she acted very rushed, said these were the only ones she had and that we had better buy them before she runs out. I ask her if I can use it right away, she doesn't seem to hear me. After purchasing this booklet of coupons like the huge sucker that I am, I ask again (louder this time) if I can go get my free kid's meal now. She laughs at me and says they aren't good until September.

I am generally to the point of considering just flaking out altogether and moving south, and this lady just pushed me over the edge. Revenge must be had. What do I do? The only things I've thought of so far are:

1) go eat at Friendly's, get her as a waitress, dip out on the bill
2) go over there and just scream at her, demand my money back, call her a dirty angle-shooter, etc
3) try to con one of my coworkers into purchasing them from me, thus perpetuating the cycle of angle-shooting
4) go eat at Friendly's, take a huge dump in their bathroom, wipe my ass with the coupons and leave the floater as evidence of my disgust

So BBV4L, what it do?