Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[doormat]

City slicker visits his cousin in the country, says "what do you do for fun here"? Farmer says, "We usually go down to the pen and have sex with a pig".

City slicker thinks it over, says "why not". Afterwards he says to the farmer, "I really didn't like that at all". Farmer says, "no wonder, you picked the ugliest one".