worst sexual experience you've ever had

[stinkypete]

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for me, lol, i was drunk and i take home this 30ish asian couger who has english as a second lang. In the morning she wants me to drive her home. I dont have a car at the time. I fake-ask billyjex to borrow his while implying that im not serious and that i just had to fake-ask to appease her, hes like whatever man and humours me (her). btw its 9 am at the time. Billy fell asleep at probably 3 am. I end up calling her a cab but i guess she has like no cash (wtf?). I accidently say "so how much should i pay you for the cab?" (note: instead of give you). But she doesnt catch on b/c english difficulties. Eventually i drop 50 bones on this girl just to make her go away it was so aweful. She was like the type that just lay down in bed and laed there and was like blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. borrrrrrrrrring. Also she ate a bunch of the snack food in the house and didnt ask or anything. Pretty anoying in that regard too

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i can verify this story. dan said the words "i will pay you" at least 3 times. it was awesome.

EDIT: 30ish is generous. i'd go with 40ish.