have you ever pissed in a girl?

[jetsguy]

I have a story from a suite mate (Joe) in college. He had a pissing the bed problem when he drank. It got so bad that his mom bought some special bedsheets that he put on prior to going out.

On the night in question, some suitemates are in the common area playing full tilt and Joe's roommate is with a girl in his room. It is very late about 5 am. Joe gets home from the bar without his shirt and walks in the room wasted. He falls over the couch and gets stuck in between the couch and the table. We help him out and he rushes to the garbage can and pukes.

He proceeds to go into his room. 1 minute later we hear screams and the girl runs out of the room topless with only her underwear on. We find out that Joe walked over to his roommate's bed and pissed on the girl.

We subsequently spread a rumor that the girl was a freak who liked to get pissed on. She transferred. I miss college.