weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[brandofo]

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.

In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating.

Brian

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you are f'd up