What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[TheOneWizard]

At Hollywood Park about a year ago there was this big, fat donkey who was playing every hand and catching cards like mad. He had about 1200 on the 100 buy-in table. So this one guy raises AKo preflop and open shoves a low flop and the donkey snap calls with queen high, no draw. Of course he sucks out and after the hand he lecutures the table, "That's playin' the player, not the cards."

To this day that fat guy is my default image for the donkeys.