What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

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We had this dude at our table that kept calling out all the odds and percentages: "No way you lost that! You were 67% to win on the flop!" "You had to call there, you were getting 3.5-1 odds." "Runner-runner flush cards? That's only 4% chance! Odds only 4 out of 100 that that would happen!" On and on, whether in the hand or not.

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You played with Phil Gordon?

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LOL

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hahahaha this is really really annoying, ESPECIALLY when its some kid who grinds with his friends playing with their paychecks and thinks he is fil [censored] ivey in the casino with his big sunglasses n [censored]