"You have to vary your play" (warning advanced strategy content)

[SNOWBALL]

Insufferable wannabe GQ kiddie berates another player for playing a semi trashy hand. I counter by saying "ok, well 5 minutes ago you made a 100% horrible play"

he says "oh yeah what was that?"

"well you called last to act with the nuts on the river..."

"the pot was big enough. I didn't need to raise"

"So you hate money?"

"It was big enough. I mean, I can't always raise with the best hand, or else people will know how I play. You have to vary your play or else you are too predictable"

"..."