People who buy bottled water are fish at life.

[TreyWilly]

I'm sure this has happened to all of us:

Go to Vegas, get obscenely drunk and pass out in hotel room. Wake up four hours later feeling like you haven't had a sip since the 70s. Run to bathroom. Pound 20 of those tiny hotel glasses of Vegas tap water without thinking. Actually prefer desperately parched feeling to the taste in your mouth that will be there until you die.

Just such an experience sold me on bottled water for the rest of my life. That, and there's a factory in my home town in Colorado that mass produces Uranium cake.