How do you C-walk?

[MrWookie]

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Dude, I am the whitest white man that ever lived, but I know the value of DANCE!

If you can dance like that, girls will want to have sex with your penis.

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Don't you have to actually dance with the girl for that to work? How would you do this c-walk thing with a girl?

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Not even close. Back in the thirties in Harlem, there was a very renowned solo jazz dancer by the name of Snakehips, which is really one of the best nicknames ever. It covered the two things he was known for: his hips, and his snake. He invented a step that was a very precise way of walking forward while swinging his hips around. He'd start moving like this when the band put on something slow and sultry, and the girls would just start flying at him. He would bang 2 or more girls a night. I've taken a couple classes, actually, on trying to get this step down, but it's tough. The girls in the class w/ me, though, definitely were enchanted with the instructor.

This movement is a little different in that it's faster and not quite as provocative. It doesn't direct your vision right to the dancer's crotch. However, there's little doubt that these guys can get plenty of tail. It's only natural for girls to think that if you have this much control and rhythm w/ your legs and feet, you're going to have that much more control w/ your dick. I know I do the same thing with girls. If there are two girls out on the floor, one who's busting out and one who can barely manage a back and forth motion, who do you think's going to be better in the sack? Well, you might answer, "the one who's better looking," but I'd rather take a 7 who can move over a 9 w/o rhythm.