I <3 tilt monkies ($hippge inside)

The.Accountant · #1 07-05-2007, 01:57 AM

villain is tag. hands posted in chronological order

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $231.10
BB: $226.40
Hero (UTG): $400.00
MP: $478.10
CO: $512.60
BTN: $451.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero raises to $14.00, MP calls $14.00, CO calls $14.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($48) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks

Turn: ($48) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero bets $37.00, MP folds, CO calls $37.00

River: ($122) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets all-in for $461.60, Hero calls all-in for $349.00
Uncalled bet of $112.60 returned to CO

Pot Size: $820.00 ($3 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([7h 7s] three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$400.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$417.00)

being the [censored] that i am, i say in the chat:

TA: ty so much sir

then this hand goes down. i know he is pissed, but being the solid TAG that I am, I choose to ignore it and wait for a better spot.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $287.70
BB: $469.60
UTG: $557.30
MP: $446.10
CO: $430.50
Hero (BTN): $398.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, Hero raises to $14.00, SB folds, BB raises to $52.00, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $38.00 returned to BB

Pot Size: $30.00

BUT [censored] HASN't HAD ENOUGH!! SO HE PULLS THIS [censored]!

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $549.30
BB: $479.10
UTG: $430.50
Hero (MP): $400.00
CO: $285.70
BTN: $483.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $14.00, CO folds, BTN raises to $52.00, 2 folds, Hero (INSTA, to make it appear tilty/ pissed) raises to $150.00, BTN raises all-in to $483.60, Hero calls all-in for $250.00
Uncalled bet of $83.60 returned to BTN

Flop: ($806) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($806) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($806) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $806.00 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$400.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and WON (+$403.00)

so I say:

ty so much sir

damn, he is pissed now...we are deeeeeeeeeeepppppp, and i am scared but know that I can't do anything else but....

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $655.30
BB: $413.40
UTG: $403.00
Hero (MP): $794.00
CO: $233.70
BTN: $702.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $14.00, CO folds, BTN raises to $54.00, 2 folds, Hero raises to $150.00, BTN raises all-in to $702.90, Hero calls $552.90

Flop: ($1411.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($1411.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1411.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,411.80 ($3 Rake)

BTN had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$702.90)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and WON (+$705.90)

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11111111111111 and are amazed that

1. he has KQ
2. No Q on the board / one card straight/flush

and then say in the chat:

TA: thx so much for everything man
TA: it's been fun

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL