July Low-Content Thread

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I realized that the reason I keep getting sexually abused at the table is quite simple. No matter how many times I get get razor blade covered [censored] shoved down my throat in the form of 1 and 2 outters I'll keep coming back for more. I'm pretty sure the majority of the regulars in the game would be bludgeoning people that give them bad beats at this point. They'd probably also be broke because they're horrible and playing 40 with like a 10k bankroll.

Also has anyone ever had security walk them to their car at Ocean's? After like 98154143 hours I ended up winning some yesterday and it looked like a lot because I was in a trillion racks and Brown randomly walked me to my car which I have never had done or seen done even though I used to regularly cash out this many scrumptious Franklins. It especially weird since it was broad daylight.