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View Poll Results: Would you rather be broke as a joke or a filthy rich overweight AxisOfEvilian?
Broke as a Joke 13 24.53%
Filthy rich overweight AxisOfEvilian 40 75.47%
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:53 AM
HBomb HBomb is offline
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Default Re: Empire is not nice

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I told you I don't have any. Another good time was when within like the first 1-2 weeks I started working here, since she seems to come over to my area once in awhile when she wants to take a break from number crunching she'll see how I'm doing and stuff and like either stretch or something... so this one time she came over and put her one leg on this short cabinet next to me which has a printer on it and proceeded to talk to me as she stretched like 2-3 feet from me, I'm like, is this for real or are you trying to say something? Sucks that it was dress down day and she had Jeans on instead of the mini skirt like today, but it was March I guess...

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Tell her you want to poop back and forth. Forever. That'll make her hawt and she's all yours.

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Why not just start talking to her about car accidents, and then somewhere slip in the line "Have you ever been rear-ended before?" Maybe this will give her a hint of my intentions.
 


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