Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[Ballzack]

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Whats the play when a skanky stripper walks up to you and asks you for a lapdance?

How do you say "no you're kinda fugly" without looking like a cheap/ass

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Just a "no thanks" is fine. They will move on.

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Not always. I was in a strip club where they did dollar dances. All the strippers rush the crowd and you get a micro dance for a buck. I had a foul looking beast covered in tattoos come up and want to give me a dance. I told her no thanks and she flipped her [censored]. She went nuts talking about not getting a dance from her for a $1. I told her to take a dollar and leave me the [censored] alone. Needless to say we were removed by a guy similar to the OP.