Best friend slept with girl of my dreams, what SHOULD I do?

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doing a battle rap about how my dick is small in front of a girl I liked,

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He slept with a set of sisters and can do this. What a stud.

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OP should write a rap about this tool sitting at home with a pen and paper while thinking of OP's dick and how he tried to catch glimpses of it in the gym sower or at the bathroom stalls of bars, etc. That would be sweet to have on hand to counter if that kid busts out with the small dick rap again. If you make a good one and get to bust out with it in front of a lot of people after he pulls the small dick [censored] that would be sweet [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I don't count on seeing him again. He's going to Japan for a year or two at the end of August, and I don't have a desire to drive 2 hours out to do something like this. But if I had the money and less of a conscience, I'd certainly consider surprising him in Japan with a beatdown, cuz I mean, that'd just be a ridiculous story/ending.